Hi. I'm in timeout yet again because I peed in the bathroom. I don't understand, mommy and daddy pee in there. Why can't I? I tried crying a bit but mommy doesn't care, she is still mad at me. Oh well, I have my bone, that I secretly buried under the blanket in here so at least I have something to do.
Why can't I eat like mommy and daddy? I love my kibbles but their food smells so good! I try to be cute and climb in mommy's lap but for some odd reason, mommy gets mad and shoves me away. It's not fair! I want to eat it so bad, but secretly mommy slips something to me sometimes.
Daddy just bought this thing called a dry erase board. He is spraying it right now with this funny smelling spray. Not sure what a dry erase board is used for, all I know is that you spray stuff on it. Weird! Daddy just said he's getting it ready. Ready for what?
I wonder if there's any way to escape this crate. Gotta look into that. I'll keep you updated.
Why can't I eat like mommy and daddy? I love my kibbles but their food smells so good! I try to be cute and climb in mommy's lap but for some odd reason, mommy gets mad and shoves me away. It's not fair! I want to eat it so bad, but secretly mommy slips something to me sometimes.
Daddy just bought this thing called a dry erase board. He is spraying it right now with this funny smelling spray. Not sure what a dry erase board is used for, all I know is that you spray stuff on it. Weird! Daddy just said he's getting it ready. Ready for what?
I wonder if there's any way to escape this crate. Gotta look into that. I'll keep you updated.
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