Escape part 2

Hey everyone! So sad story, mommy gave me a bath and now I'm stuck in my crate till I dry. Mommy would use the blow dryer, but oh my gosh, that thing is so loud! It comes at me like it wants to eat me! So I attack back, but it still comes after me. So mommy stuck me in here, she says to stop attacking the dryer. Now I'm stuck in here, cold, but I have some new things I hid in here to try to escape with! Some kinda remote, my old collar, daddy's shoe, and my hanger. I also have my bone in here just in case.

I'll keep yall posted. Gonna try out these things real quick.