In big trouble

Hi everyone, so I'm in big trouble. You know how mommy and daddy went out last night, and I was going to try to escape? Well none of my items worked. The scissors would have worked if it was just a bit sharper and stronger. So I resorted to barking a lot. I was trying to get daddy's parents to let me out, but they wouldn't. So I barked and barked, and nothing. Daddy should have been home around 10 but he lost track of time, and mommy was gonna meet daddy here once she got out of her meeting. But when she got out daddy was still at his friends and mommy met daddy there and they left to come here. So until they came home at midnight I kept barking. Mommy was mad at me and daddy, because I was keeping everyone in the house awake, and apparently they needed to go to work in the morning. Daddy took me outside to potty, and then held my mouth and said no bark, bad Macy. Mommy said if I keep it up, and if I'm old enough, she's gonna have to get me a bark collar. I heard those things hurt, so I'll try to stay quiet. But now mommy is at work, and daddy just got back from a job interview. So I hope he let's me out.
Talk to you soon, I want to take a nap, and ponder what to do about my escape plan.